Browsing all posts in August, 2009.

Bam Bam’s brain this morning.

6:23 AM – Mama, mama, mama, mam-oh. Dad-oh!  Dookie, dookie, dookie, nu nu nu nu nu nu. Time to wake up. Time to wake up. I pee-peed lots. Look at me jump. I’m a good jumper. This crib is so bouncy. Bouncy, bouncy me! Hey! It’s Daddy! Hi Daddy. Where you going, Daddy? Kay. See [...]

Nadya Suleman has left me in limbo.

Yes, I absolutely watched the Nadya Suleman two hour special of “unseen footage” last night. This particular evening, I felt like judging someone, pointing my finger, and feeling self-righteous.  It was as if the Gods had designed the night’s television programing just for me. Octomom … on a silver platter… enjoy… I settled on my [...]