Monthly Archives: March 2010

22 things I’ve learned as a mother

I haven’t written here in over a week and I realize it’s because I just haven’t felt like making fun of anything. Nothing too dramatic has been going on- and that’s usually when I bust out the humor.

Sure, Bam Bam has had a cold, and my dogs have taken to puking all over the house the past week- but for the most part I feel… okay.

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THE LIFE (wordless wednesday).

Doing Wordless Wednesday?? Link it up, people!

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How to get into my pants.

I was going to call this post “How To Get Into A Woman’s Pants”, but then I realized that is very general, and women are different depending on personality, age, circumstances, etc.  Then I thought- okay I’ll call it “How To Get Into A Married Woman”s Pants”, but still too general, considering whether or not they have children, how many, how old, blah blah… But in general, I think men and women are very different. With guys, you get into their pants simply by unzipping them. I, however, need a little bit more.

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Epidemics scare me and Glenn Beck is a douche.

I do not watch the Glenn Beck show. I’ve heard him speak, and find him to be inflammatory, self righteous, and just a little too evangelical for my taste.
However, last Friday he did a show entitled- The Indoctrination of Our Kids: An American Epidemic.

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Wordless Wednesday…yeah, I know it’s Thursday.

just put it in a sippy cup

Need... coffee...

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