About

I am Jenni Chiu- most of the time, I give you my heart and soul, tied up in a pretty bow, dipped in poop, and run through the washer on cold.

Enjoy.

I’m a humorist, essayist, and freelance writer.
I’m a Hawaii native.
I come from the Theatre.
I am an Actor, Writer, Choreographer, General Creative.
I have a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree.
I also have a background in sales and PR.
I’m an anti-social social net-worker.
I live in Los Angeles with my Hot Nerd Husband, gorgeous son (Bam Bam) and baby boy (Meatball).
We have two lesbian doggies, Lucy and Lola.
I split my pubic bone giving birth (Rare, but it happens.)
When it comes to parenting, I am a knowledge whore.
My favorite word is noodle.
I can wiggle my ears.
I am anti- sweatpants.
I am pro muu muu.
Yup… that was me… one dog on a leash, another dog on another leash, holding a kid’s hand with a baby strapped to me, and swingin’ a big ole’ bag of poop.
When not writing about current events, web 2.0, or answering life’s big questions- I sometimes talk about poop and vaginas. But I NEVER talk about poopy vaginas. *Front to back, people.