I am Jenni Chiu- most of the time, I give you my heart and soul, tied up in a pretty bow, dipped in poop, and run through the washer on cold.
Enjoy.
Email me at: MommyNaniBooboo@gmail.com
- I’m a humorist, essayist, and freelance writer.
- I’m a Hawaii native.
- I come from the Theatre.
- I am an Actor, Writer, Choreographer, General Creative.
- I have a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree.
- I also have a background in sales and PR.
- I’m an anti-social social net-worker.
- I live in Los Angeles with my Hot Nerd Husband and gorgeous son Bam Bam.
- We have two crazy Shih Tzu doggies, Lucy and Lola.
- I split my pubic bone giving birth (Rare, but it happens.)
- When it comes to parenting, I am a knowledge whore.
- My favorite word is noodle.
- I can wiggle my ears.
- I am anti- sweatpants.
- I am pro muu muu.
- Yup… that was me… one dog on a leash, another dog on another leash, a kid on yet another leash… swingin’ a big ole’ bag of poop.
- When not writing about current events, web 2.0, or answering life’s big questions- I sometimes talk about poop and vaginas. But I NEVER talk about poopy vaginas. *Front to back, people.
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Pain shared is pain lessened.
Laughter shared is laughter multiplied.
Blog or perish.
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Split your pubic bone?OMG, you made my crotch hurt just reading that. I can not imagine! Glad yo are all better and able to wrangle BamBam and the dogs all on separate leashes while slinging poop. Hope it was doggie poop and not BamBam poop?SO glad to have found your blog! Love it!
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I am laughing because I am also commenting on your pubic bone. I nearly split mine having my son. I was sore for weeks. And my ob was all…you are clearly not built for delivering babies vaginally. especially almost 9 pounders. great. afterthought doc!
The word “noodle” is fantastic.
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ahhh! a split pubic bone? dear god i am holding my lady parts now because im scerred.
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You are my hero.
You lost me after “I split my pubic bone.” I’m sure there
were other interesting facts in the list, but truly, I could read
no further and simply starting screaming at the top of my lungs as
if I were personally affected by your pain. Yikes!
Doesn’t stuff run through the cold cycle of the washer
shrink? Are you trying to tell us you’re secretly 6 inches tall? Or
is it the hot cycle that shrinks stuff? (It’s possible I’m not
really worthy of commenting.) (Or doing laundry.)
I want to comment again. Because I can. Swinging poop bags is a talent. I want to go to Hawaii.
Ouch!!!! The pubic bone fact is insane! Love your blog;)
Hope you have a chance to check mine out – I’m new to the blogosphere!!
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Thanks!!
oh.my. OUCH.
other than the splitting the pubic bone thing – I LOVED this. and I think I just might love you. (I mean I *DID* turn off comment moderation when I was still on Blogger just because you asked… well, you and Lerner – but still. thank you for that tip, btw.)
you are awesome, and so is (most of) your list! very much enjoyed reading it
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I was feeling so great about life after seeing the wine glass in your hand …until I scrolled down to the pubic bone split. Gives me the heebies just thinking about it! Thanks for being hilarious and awesome.
PS I heart poop talk too.
I split my rectus abdominis muscle and it hurt like hell; I can only imagine! FUNNY blog; thanks!
Love all of this! I’m new to life as a labor and delivery nurse, so I’m learning to converse quite freely about vaginas and poop…usually together!
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