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I am Jenni Chiu- most of the time, I give you my heart and soul, tied up in a pretty bow, dipped in poop, and run through the washer on cold.


Email me at: MommyNaniBooboo@gmail.com


  • I’m a humorist, essayist, and freelance writer.
  • I’m a Hawaii native.
  • I come from the Theatre.
  • I am an Actor, Writer, Choreographer, General Creative.
  • I have a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree.
  • I also have a background in sales and PR.
  • I’m an anti-social social net-worker.
  • I live in Los Angeles with my Hot Nerd Husband, gorgeous son (Bam Bam) and baby boy (Meatball).
  • We have two lesbian doggies, Lucy and Lola.
  • I split my pubic bone giving birth (Rare, but it happens.)
  • When it comes to parenting, I am a knowledge whore.
  • My favorite word is noodle.
  • I can wiggle my ears.
  • I am anti- sweatpants.
  • I am pro muu muu.
  • Yup… that was me… one dog on a leash, another dog on another leash, holding a kid’s hand with a baby strapped to me, and swingin’ a big ole’ bag of poop.
  • When not writing about current events, web 2.0, or answering life’s big questions- I sometimes talk about poop and vaginas.  But I NEVER talk about poopy vaginas.  *Front to back, people.


Pain shared is pain lessened.

Laughter shared is laughter multiplied.

Blog or perish.


My boys.

Photos by Tammie Halcomb Photography.