When I’m A Grown Up There Won’t Be Homework

  Five year old:  (sighing deeper into his booster seat)  I can’t wait ’til I’m a grown up, then I won’t have to do homework and I can eat popsicles any time I want. Me:  Aw, honey.  Being a kid is awesome.  Trust me.  I know homework feels weird right […]

But the water…

  Yes, mom.  I surely did hear you yelling from the kitchen about how “It’s time to go five minutes ago”!  It’s just that there are very important things going on in the world (more specifically this bathroom) that cannot be overlooked. The water… I did what you said. I […]

Reckless Baby.

  Dah! Dah! Ma ma! Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma! She’s gotta be coming by now.  I’m sure if I could count, that would’ve been the five millionth time I’ve yelled in an extremely loud  monotone fashion for someone to come and […]

Toddler brains- fried.

The following post takes place in about a minute and a half.   Sweetheart, do you need more snack?  Would you like a biscuit?  Or raisins?   OOOh, if I put my foot here, and then fold myself in half while winking each eye simultaneously, everything looks really cool.  And […]