Category Archives: Life Slice

Happy Birthday To Me.

Posted on 12/17/2009 by Jenni Chiu

Today is my birthday. Birthday’s are different once you get older, get married, and become a parent. I have two loads of laundry waiting for me. I have to pack for our holiday trip, and the floor desperately needs a … Continue reading →

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Not a lesbian. Thanks for the sex hair.

Posted on 11/21/2009 by Jenni Chiu

There is a place. A magical place, full of warmth, where the smells of citrus and jasmine waft over you. A place where naked women sink slowly into steaming pools of relaxation. A place called… Burke Williams. I went there, … Continue reading →

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The Smoke Detector That Broke The Camel’s Back.

Posted on 11/15/2009 by Jenni Chiu

There is only so much a person can take. Human beings (yes, mommies too) are fragile, as much as we don’t like to admit it.  We disregard this fact. We push it deep down and pretend to be super heroes. … Continue reading →

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The home that paper mache built. Or some other crappy material.

Posted on 10/29/2009 by Jenni Chiu

We have lived in our new apartment for 30 days now. When the wind blows, it rattles.  And it’s cold. It’s like the house that the second little pig built out of sticks. Or a house of cards.  The walls … Continue reading →

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Longest weekend ever. aka- If the Swine Flu were a person, I would stab him in the eye.

Posted on 10/20/2009 by Jenni Chiu

I guess I must be Super Woman. Who knew? The longest weekend ever began on Thursday. Bam Bam had been sick all week, but I had managed to keep pretty healthy… until Thursday morning. I woke up with a splitting … Continue reading →

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