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Category Archives: Not really a post
I made a farty.
These past couple weeks, after writing a letter to Chaz Bono, my preschooler getting too good of an idea about where his baby brother is coming from, whining about tongues in my internet, and telling you why I’m splitting my pubic bone - I find myself with nothing much to say to you guys today.
Posted in Definite Overshare, Life, Not really a post
Tagged Hot Nerd, preschoolers, What the hell am I doing?, YouTube
14 Comments
Best baby potato ever.
Some people see Jesus in their toast.
Some people have the Virgin Mary appear in the bark of the tree in their backyard.
I get this:
What does this baby potato look like to you?
What is the world trying to tell me with this?
National Dance Day- I took a picture.
Due to the unf*cking believable traffic on National Dance day, Hot Nerd and I were trapped in our car with our son for much longer than expected. We did finally make it to the event at Six Flags Magic Mountain, but we were late.
Posted in Life, Not really a post
Tagged National Dance Day, pregnancy, So You Think You Can Dance
2 Comments
Firecracker Queen! But not like Holly Hunter.
Do you know Jules over at A Little Bite of Life? No? Are you a foodie? Or do you hate to cook like me and sometimes need super easy recipes? You should go visit.
Posted in Life, Not really a post
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Google really does know me.
Every now and then I’ll see tweets or status updates from bloggers who have checked their analytics and found terrifyingly weird phrases that people have searched, and that ultimately led them to their blogs.
So, I was curious and decided to check what phrases were leading people to my blog as well.
Ridiculously random updates- the meat edition.
It’s time for another round of ridiculously random updates. So here are some things that I may or may not have remembered to tell you about. Seriously… I don’t remember… pregnancy brain is a very real thing.
Posted in Like you care, Not really a post
Tagged birthday, Hot Nerd, meat, pregnancy, random
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I love you. Where did you come from?
Okay, so I love you guys more than words can say. Truly, I would have an affair with all of you.
And now that I’ve buttered you up, I have a favor to ask you.
My traffic has increased quite a bit these past several months, and I want to know why.
Dear President Obama,
Dear President Obama,
It seems wrong to celebrate a man’s death.
Violence does not feel like an answer to me.
But, for reasons bigger than myself, I’m compelled to send a solemn thank you to our military…
And whisper to you a soft,
“Fuck yeah.”
