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Category Archives: Sex
Nothing takes the fun out of sex like trying to make a baby.
The stick said I was ovulating.
We were too freakin tired to have sex before bed… so we vowed to do it in the morning.
Me: (sleepily) What are you doing?
Hot Nerd: I have to make a deposit.
Me: It’s too early. Lets sleep a little while more.
How to get into my pants.
I was going to call this post “How To Get Into A Woman’s Pants”, but then I realized that is very general, and women are different depending on personality, age, circumstances, etc. Then I thought- okay I’ll call it “How To Get Into A Married Woman”s Pants”, but still too general, considering whether or not they have children, how many, how old, blah blah… But in general, I think men and women are very different. With guys, you get into their pants simply by unzipping them. I, however, need a little bit more.
