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Category Archives: The Webz Told Me
Keep your tongue out of my Internet.
Remember this post – Think For Me. Thank you. - where I asked you to pick from my incomprehensible notes on what I should write about? Some of you picked one in the comments, some of you over Facebook, and a lot of you on Twitter. Thank you for taking pity on a swollen pregnant woman and thinking for me.
Posted in Life, The Webz Told Me
Tagged french kissing, kinky Japanese, social media, web 2.0
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I needed to feel good.
I needed to feel good today…
So, I thought, “Hey, I’ll look for a cute video on YouTube to make me smile.”
Instead I balled my freaking eyes out.
Is it because I’m pregnant, or did you just cry too?
And once again I save your lives.
I was fine worrying excessively about my everyday problems- pregnancy, medical bills, a sniffly toddler, black widows in my home… but then I was introduced to a project that a company named Vivos is working on, and my anxiety has turned towards the end of the world. There really could be a zombie apocalypse, people. And if there isn’t, it’s still a real possibility that some crazy person is sitting around with nuclear weapons and their finger on the red button, or that mother nature will finally decide to unleash all her natural disasters on us at once.
Posted in 21st century, The Webz Told Me
Tagged apocalypse, I don't want to die, underground bunkers
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Nothing like a Twitter sh*tstorm. #AmazonFail
Nothing like a Twitter shit-storm to get my ass in front of the keyboard.
Today my stream was filled with the hashtag #AmazonFail, and later- a twitter account was opened with the username BOYCOTT_AMAZON.
Why?
Well, if you’ve been living under a rock or secluded in a monastery, I’ll tell you.
I know weird people.
Please enjoy…
BRAWL FOR THE POLYPUS
Brawl for the Polypus from Joel Sacramento on Vimeo.
Helen of Troy and Polypus should get together and go bowling.
Posted in Not really a post, The Webz Told Me
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B*tches Aint Sh*t!
If loving this is wrong…
I don’t wanna be right.
I am appalled… and kind of in love with every single one of these ladies.
My jaw does not drop very often.
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These bitches ARE shit.
THE SHIT.
Short musical number…
And now, it’s time for a short, musical number…
enjoy…
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funny or die rocks my socks off on a regular basis.
Posted in Not really a post, The Webz Told Me
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In conclusion: Sometimes people need to be more like dogs.
For some odd reason, I came across both of these videos today.
Neither of them are fairly new.
I’m sure many of you remember this from a few months ago- the footage of the homeless man who died after helping a woman who was being mugged in New York.
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Posted in Not really a post, The Webz Told Me
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