Browsing all posts in Top 10 Lists (or 8 or 9).

HOW TO TWEET WITH THE COOL KIDS- or at least just not annoy the crap out of me on Twitter.

If you’re going to tweet… do it right. And yes, of course, I am going to tell how to do that. Disclaimer: These are my own stupid rules that I made up. However, I am incredibly cool, and almost always right. Do not under tweet or over tweet. You should pretty much tweet every day [...]

Ten reasons why I’m a Freaky Phobic.

Okay, some might call me an anxious person (and by some I mean, Hot Nerd). But if they only knew of all the freaky things that I have no choice but to worry about, maybe they’d be a little more sympathetic. I am hoping by putting this out into the blogosphere that you other worry [...]

Awkward. Shameful? Necessary.

Usually awkward, sometimes shameful, and almost always necessary. Taking a crap on your toilet while your toddler plays drums on your knees. Politely asking your hubby to remove his head from your lap, because you’re about to fart. Sitting just to the left of the obvious cum stain on your friend’s couch. Saying penis over [...]