Category Archives: Top 10 Lists (or 8 or 9)

HOW TO TWEET WITH THE COOL KIDS- or at least just not annoy the crap out of me on Twitter.

If you’re going to tweet…

do it right.

And yes, of course, I am going to tell how to do that.

Disclaimer: These are my own stupid rules that I made up. However, I am incredibly cool, and almost always right.

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Ten reasons why I’m a Freaky Phobic.

Okay, some might call me an anxious person (and by some I mean, Hot Nerd). But if they only knew of all the freaky things that I have no choice but to worry about, maybe they’d be a little more sympathetic. I am hoping by putting this out into the blogosphere that you other worry warts will know you have a comrade. And maybe, I won’t feel like such a loner in my insanity.

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Awkward. Shameful? Necessary.

Usually awkward, sometimes shameful, and almost always necessary.

  • Taking a crap on your toilet while your toddler plays drums on your knees.
  • Politely asking your hubby to remove his head from your lap, because you’re about to fart.
  • Sitting just to the left of the obvious cum stain on your friend’s couch.
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