Tick tock tick tock
White rabbit has nothing on us
Let’s brush
pause pause
Let’s dress
pause cry pause cry
wrong socks
good socks
bad socks
Patience is a virtue -
I’m a jezebel
Tick tock tick tock
Throw the mouse at the clock
Want to eat
Need to eat
Hate to eat
Let’s go
pause pause
Fight the shoe
Floppy fish foot
Stand up
Wet noodle boy
pause f*cking pause
stare blink stare blink
slither on floor
I gave birth to…
temperamental
molasses







Perfectly describes mornings with children.
My mornings are filled with one-word commands: “Up!…Eat!…Brush!…Socks!…Shoes!…Jacket!…Backpack!…Lunch!…Car!…Go!”
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Yes! I feel like a poorly uniformed drill sergeant!
ours goes similar…but you have to repeat each command after that with “now” attached. shoes…shoes now!…jacket….jacket now!! *facepalm*
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as to the follow up comment on my blog. yes. let’s hold each other & cry.
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So very cute..
and frameable.
I love the f*ck..keepin’ it clean for the babies.
xo
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Haha…I gave birth to two of those…
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Er, um, do you have a hidden camera in my house? Because, yeah.
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OH God. I KNOW! Sometimes I wonder…who has TIME to have patience!!!???
just wow.
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