5:30 pm
Parent chorus
“Casey, five more minutes!”
“Mikey, three more times on the swing.”
Flurry of feet
Sand tornadoes
Giggles
“We’re going home in two minutes, Joshua!.”
“Two minutes, Casey.”
“One more time on the swing. Weeee!”
“Okay, you can go down the slide two more times.”
“One more minute.”
Jump, jump, jump
Run, run, run
Squeal
Giggles
“No more swing.”
“Say goodbye to your new friend.”
“One more time.”
“Once down the slide.”
“You have thirty seconds!”
“Grab your shovel.”
“Let’s get your ball.”
5
4
3
2
1
- You may now commence to self destruct.
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Ohhh the “countdown”. I don’t miss those days. My son used to count with me! In Spanish! Smarty pants!
“say goodbye to your new friend” is my favorite ~ i love how you pulled these playground quotes out
it’s a sandbox world ain’t it?