10:30 pm – I close the laptop and go to bed.
11:00 pm – Baby wakes hungry. I soothe and nurse him.
12:05 pm – I return to bed.
1:18 am – Baby wakes with diarrhea. I change and soothe him back to sleep.
1:30 am – I return to bed.
2:40 am – Other son wakes screaming. I run to him, and chase away the snake monster from his dream. I soothe him. I hold him in my arms until he sniffles his way back to sleep.
3:30 am – I return to bed.
4:02 am – Son wakes in a coughing fit. I administer honey, help him blow his nose, calm the gag reflex, and avert puking. I soothe him.
4:15 am – I return to bed.
4:30 am – Baby wakes crying. I nurse him, take his temperature, and soothe him back to sleep.
5:00 am – I return to bed, think about writing for you, and open the laptop.
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Clearly, I love you all like sick children.
Let me know if you need some soothing.
PS- I’m fucking sleepy.









Oh you poor baby. Hope the baby’s better!!
I wouldn’t mind a cuddle though…….
Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..One World for Another
Anytime, hot stuff.
Please come over and let me babysit this afternoon so you can get some sleep. It’s just a short plane ride.
Kat recently posted..Reasons I Love My Husband: Man Cold Strikes
Nice try… YOU come HERE.
I sure could have used some soothing on Saturday night when I’m pretty sure I had worst food poisoning of all time.
How are you functioning?
Marta recently posted..To My Son on His Fifth Birthday
The PS is the truth…every single day. Hang in…
Rebecca @ Unexplained X2 recently posted..So confused…
Oh yes – it’s the worst isn’t it! We’d had a stint of wonderful nights until this week. There’s a hysterical post on crappypictures.com about sick kids that I think of every time we’re hit hard by the flu or some other ailment. You might also see the humor.
http://crappypictures.com/2011/08/last-monday-started-like-any-other-monday-except-the-boys-were-being-unruly-more-than-usual-i-mean-this-was-the-beginning.html
Hope they get better soon!
Elise Davis recently posted..Painting with Toddlers
You know there are times when I think about how I ended up a 30-something unmarried, rogue without kids and wonder what it would be like to be a mom. Then I’m reminded that I’m not cut out for what moms endure! Wow.
Samantha recently posted..Extra cash with Topline
hope everyone is ok!!!!
Alexandria recently posted..The Three Duties of a Wife
Hahahhaa. Oh boy, do I know that routine sometimes.
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