Frankenpussy (8 lines)

* 8 lines because of this post >> 8 mm

*****

 

Frankenpussy, Frankenpussy –
So misunderstood.
You’ve been stretched.
You’ve been ripped apart,
Cut and stitched together.

You’re marred with badges of honor,
And stronger than any monster I know.

PS- You need a haircut.

Discussion

  1. Hahahahaha!!! Love it!

    I know what you mean about haircuts. After I had the baby, it was a hairy disaster down there.
    Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..I’m Buzzing Over At Bees With Honey

  2. um, this is AWESOME. :) (and a little frightening?) kidding! LOL.
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  3. I promised a marriage proposal and so I shall deliver. Marry me! At least come live in sin with me

  4. Ok, but, who’s going to perform said haircut? Good luck with that.
    MommaKiss recently posted..WTF Wednesday

  5. I hear you about the haircut. I’m so lazy. Plus when you’re pregnant you forget about your vagina because you can’t see it. But now you can!
    Old School/New School Mom recently posted..The Top 10 Reasons Why My Cell Phone Makes Me Lazy

  6. You. Are. Awesome.
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  7. Oh. Ma. Gawd. So funny. Love it!
    Missy | Literal Mom recently posted..Road Closed – The Story

  8. Just declare your new preference for the “disco muff” and move on. That’s what I did, so liberating!
    Autumn Penaloza recently posted..Wall Street Goes Nationwide: I’m Afraid to Get Excited

  9. Thumbs Up :-)

  10. OMGOsh you are such a hoot! I’ll admit, I’ve been AWOL since hubby’s deployment started ( I truly apologize for that, btw!) but I’ve just been catching up…and you make me smile and laugh (which makes me pee a little because I’m 32 weeks preggo with surprise baby #5!!) What a dedicated blogger to blog basically before, during, after the vagina reconstruction. Seriously, labor is horrendous on our poor delicate area!! How did we get so lucky as to be assigned this task in life??!!
    Crystal recently posted..You’re Not a Kid Anymore

  11. Now I want to hold my private area close and reassure it that everything’s going to be okay.
    Megan (Best of Fates) recently posted..How to be Awkward at a Bar Crawl (The Natural Way)

  12. You are seriously cracking me up. Keep going.
    Robin @ Farewell, Stranger recently posted..Favorite Fall Foods: Butternut Squash & Pesto Penne

  13. ROFLMAO!!!!
    so completely awesome.
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  14. Love it!
    Rebecca @ Unexplained X2 recently posted..Thursday Confessional

  15. HAHAHA! Oh God. Thanks for the laugh.
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  16. I love you. I don’t know what else to say. You are amazing. And I am right there with you.

    xoxoxoxox
    erin margolin recently posted..Our Tiny Miracle is Here!

  17. Jenni,

    I am sending the #vaginawhisperer post haste to give you and @erinmargolin some much needed landscaping and TLC to your beloved, miracle bringing forth FRankenpussies. I love you so much for this post. I didn’t even think it was possible but apparently it is:)LOL XO
    Truthful Mommy recently posted..Throat Punch Thursday~Judge William Adams, Jury and Executioner Edition

  18. Oh, my poor baby.

    How I wish I could just bring over hot mexican cocoa and home made beignets.

    xo
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  19. I’m debating about whether or not to share your blog with my first-time-pregnant sister. On one hand, it’s brilliant, but on the other hands, it’s scary as hell!
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