Every now and then I’ll see tweets or status updates from bloggers who have checked their analytics and found terrifyingly weird phrases that people have searched, and that ultimately led them to their blogs.
So, I was curious and decided to check what phrases were leading people to my blog as well.
Besides the lewd, or illegal ones, here are some that I found:
- alien smoke detectors
- all day invisible bugs
- lesbian massage
- boo boo sex
- forms the devil comes in
- nerd vagina
- jessica gottlieb is aweso
- strawberry poison dart frogs
And you know what?
Google really does know me.
I know exactly why each and every one of these phrases landed someone on my blog. I write about the best. things. ever.
Well, maybe not the “boo boo sex” one. Not really sure what that’s about… but I plan on making that my next post so as not to let that one person down. I hate the idea that they searched for something so important, came to my site, and was let down.
All in all…
I feel validated by Google.
Google knows me.
Google knows my blog.
Google loves me so much it’s referring me to other people.
And just like most of you…
we’ve never even met.
Now I’ve gotta go look for the posts to which these phrases relate to.
I had a few funny ones, ‘adult cloth diaper’ and ‘skinny hottie senior’ were the most memorable.
I’ll be waiting for that “boo boo sex” post with bated breath!
Lee @ RevsinAbs recently posted..I espied the bandwagon
I love the crazy search phrases! And I love the way you embrace the insanity.
Can you teach me how you ran the search?
meditatingmom recently posted..What to Expect When You’re Unsuspecting
Boo boo sex does not sound enjoyable…
Rebecca @ Unexplained X2 recently posted..Friday Night Leftovers – What I Learned This Week
my favorite is “forms the devil comes in” someone i probably used to go to church with googled that LOL
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I am not sure if it is funny or scary but ‘forms the devil come in’ yikes!
~~Well, after seeing these google descriptions, i would definetely read your blog
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kim sisto robinson recently posted..One Year After
Is “boo boo sex” similar to make-up sex? You know, like after getting in a fight or being mad at each other you have hot make-up sex? Well, maybe “boo boo sex” is kinda in the same category. Your man somehow drops a hammer on your big toe, or slams your finger in a door…but later you totally forgive him and are like “Aww, baby. It’s ok you gave me a boo boo. Let’s have sex now.”
I’ve been hoping for something really bizarre but so far I’ve gotten a lot of “bichon frise, “Oscar the Grouch,” and “Oompa Loompa.” Maybe I need to write about sex occasionally.
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Yes…
Preferably oompa loompa sex.