Guess why I’m at court.


Here’s me at court today.

No… not tennis…
and not to get married.


Hello criminals and officers of the court.



If you can guess why I’m here…

I don’t know what the prize is.
I’m thinking it will be the product of whatever PR email I receive next.

Hint: I may have written about it before.

So, go on. Guess.
The prize could be something awesome…

or diapers.

Life is full of surprises.




>>> UPDATE:  The winner will be either someone who guesses correctly OR just makes up the best reason.  I’ve realized that a lot of you actually follow what’s going on in my life… making this contest ridiculously easy…

and making me love you even more.



15 responses to “Guess why I’m at court.”

  1. Milaka says:

    Running a red light because sometimes mommies do that to JUST BE HOME!!!!

  2. Jen says:

    Oh I remember this… it’s for the traffic issue. You ran a red light while singing with the kids or something like that.

  3. Paul Miller says:

    Permit for Zombie Apocalypse block party?

    • Jenni Chiu says:

      And here I thought I was prepared…
      What’s a Zombie Apocalypse without a block party to say farewell?
      Hmmm… I’m thinking some dry ice too…

  4. Kat says:

    We both know why you’re in court…and no, I will not lift the restraining order.

    • Jenni Chiu says:

      But what if I told you I had a friend of a friend whose brother knows a girl who lives next door to Ellen Degeneres’ hairdresser? Would you lift it then?

  5. Kimberly says:

    You bought too much at Whole Foods that it wouldn’t all fit inside the car, so you strapped it on top, flew down the highway and got a citation for littering?

  6. Nancy Kowalczyk says:

    Its for a traffic ticket running a red light.

  7. Alison says:

    1. Red light violation!
    2. You tried to break into Whole Foods.
    3. You tried to break into Target.
    4. You’re suing for rights to the awesome reality TV show about eating Oreos.
    5. You’re just messing with us and taking photos of you at random places to mess with us.

  8. Alexandra says:

    The red light, dear one.

    It was the red light you didn’t see…

  9. Nichole says:

    Fighting over the last Cabbage Patch doll in the store.

    Oh, wait. That was my grandma.

  10. I was going to say you’re there for a speeding ticket, because you were trying to outrun your screaming children. ;o

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