The stick said I was ovulating.
We were too freakin tired to have sex before bed… so we vowed to do it in the morning.
Me: (sleepily) What are you doing?
Hot Nerd: I have to make a deposit.
Me: It’s too early. Lets sleep a little while more.
HN: I have to go work.
Me: Ugh… okay.
HN: Roll over.
Me: OW! I’m not ready.
Me: No… the other way
HN: Like this?
Me: Yeah… this is the best baby making position.
HN: How do you know?
Me: I know lots of stuff.
Me: Just hurry up.
HN: I’m trying.
Me: Okay… good job. mmm hmm… yup
HN: This is just functional.
Me: You’re done?
HN: (shoving pillow under my ass) Yeah… keep this… under you…and you know, keep your legs up.
Me: I know. I’m the one that started doing that. I’m the one who knows.
HN: I gotta get in the shower and get to work.
Me: Kay- morning. Love you.
HN: Make a baby. Keep your legs up.
HN: Call you later. (leaves room)
Me: Mm hm. (putting my legs down… going back to sleep)
The kicker is, 14 days ago… when I wasn’t ovulating… I was the biggest horn dog on the planet.
I also took a pregnancy test yesterday. It was one of those early results “five days before your period” ones.
It was ten days before my period.