Texas Ranger (8 lines).

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I brought you home from the hospital.

I hold you, fully with both hands.

At this moment you are essential to me.

The first thing I reach for…

I reach for you, grip you, need you, hate you…

And dream of being rid of you.

You are mine, yet Hot Nerd named you.

My walker – Texas Ranger.


23 responses to “Texas Ranger (8 lines).”

  1. Dre says:

    Bwahaha- HILARIOUS!
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  2. *SNORT*
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  3. Cindy says:

    I didn’t see that coming :)

  4. Cj Lowder says:

    bahahahahaha that’s hilarious!

  5. DAMN that walker, Texas Ranger!
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  6. Elizabeth says:

    Ha! Love it! And hope you heal fast. xo

  7. Lee says:

    You are so hilarious and so strong. My grandma gave me one of those bad boys while I was recovering from my first c-section. Shuffle proudly with it. Trick it out with some tennis balls, yo.
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  8. ChiIL Mama says:

    Sagezilla’s back on crutches for a week (competitive gymnastics injury) again. Back when she got em at age 6 for an actual broken ankle they tried to give her a walker saying 6yo. kids can’t handle crutches. She said “Watch me. I don’t want a stinkin’ walker. I can totally handle it. I’m a gymnast.” and she grabbed the crutches and zipped off down the hospital hall. Hope you heal fast and well and that the boys take great care of you.
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  9. Elena says:

    I love that you’re able to find the humor in this situation. Sending positive, get-well vibes your way!
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  10. Alexandria says:

    Hilarious! I thought we we’re about to get the big baby name reveal :-)

  11. Nothing says love like a little poetry….hang in there, girl! You’ll heal in no time :)
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  12. MommaKiss says:

    Texas Ranger, it’s hot. You could pimp it out a bit with some chrome wheels or something.
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  13. Hope you guys part ways soon!
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  14. Thank God you’re finding humor in this unbearable situation. Your walker is sexy.
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    • Jenni Chiu says:

      If it weren’t for the blogosphere, I’d surely go insane.
      Also, totally saving the walker for some sexy role play with Hot Nerd down the road.

  15. Kimberly says:

    I had to wear a back brace (still do at times) and I’ve dubbed it my landing gear / parachute…it seriously looks like the back back they use. Definitely not as cool as the Texas ranger though.
    PS. I love Chuck Norris.
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  16. mommylisa says:

    Oh – hope you get on the mend.

  17. Flora says:

    I love this!

  18. didn’t see that one coming at all!
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  21. Laci says:

    Baaahahahaa. That’s too funny.

  22. Oh my god.

    You just made me laugh out loud.

    Thank you.

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