Things are amiss in the land of the Internet.
Apparently, Google will be keeping keyword search data from showing up in my blog’s analytics – okay, and in yours too. Yes folks, we’re talking secure encryption.
Marketers all over the internet are freaking out.
I too am out with the freak…
because what on Earth am I going to do now for ridiculously insane blog post prompts?
Where will I turn when the writing well has run dry?
This blog post was inspired by a search gone awry that led someone to my blog: Summer Lovin’ – Because I Didn’t Wan’t Google To Disappoint.
This one too – which is one of my most popular: The Altered Friendship. Also Weirdos Are My Muse.
Here are some other searches that brought people here:
im not insane padded room
my vagina after birth
funny baby carrots
lesbian sex is more relaxed
sex babushka panties
the hobbit toes
Seriously, nothing sparks creativity like what brings a creepy internet searcher to my website.
There can only be one of three explanations:
1. Google is attempting to somewhat block the National Security Agency’s spying activity.
2. It is a backlash to Search Engine Optimization making the leap from being a skill to some sort of actual profession.
3. Google is trying to suck away my writing mojo.
I’m going with the latter.
PS – I did not include the truly horrid and disturbing keyword searches that litter my analytics. So perhaps a fourth possible explanation is that Google is trying desperately to keep our faith in humanity in tact.
Nah – they’re totally after my mojo.