I know I don’t usually do giveaways, but this is the best getaway giveaway ever ever ever!
I know people who know people, which allows me this incredible opportunity to give something awesome back to my readers.
You need to get away. Trust me you do. You need to relax, and let your troubles slip quietly into an over sized margarita glass.
What do you think about a coastal getaway in Southern California, that will take your kids and entertain them while you have a luxurious massage? SERIOUSLY. This place has what they call “Jr. Vacay.” It’s basically a camp… except you don’t have to write letters to your kids, you can just walk across the property and see how they’re doing. The “camps” are split into age groups- 4-6 and 7-14. If you’ve got a child 3 and under, they have babysitting available at two hour intervals, but your little one will have to spend the majority of the time with you… or leave them with grandma. Each adult has to carry a pager with them in case of emergencies- but don’t let that keep you from golfing, windsurfing, enjoying the spa, or just plain sleeping!
It’s brilliant!
And you can win a family package!
What’s a family package?
Two adults and two kids, people! You know you want it.
Plus airfare!
I know!
How on earth did I pull this shit off?
I didn’t….
How do you win it?
You don’t…
Happy April Fool’s Day.
Love you.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU, JENNI CHUIIIIIIII!!! You got me.
Dre recently posted..Bringin Home the Bacon
My mind was already halfway to SoCal. I am (begrudgingly) your April Fool
Lee @ RevsinAbs recently posted..Gedankenexperiments
heh.
Doh! You had me planning next year’s vacation (because I sure as hell wouldn’t go until my kiddo is at least 4). It would be awesome, though, wouldn’t it?
The Sweetest recently posted..The New Girl
Evil. Plain evil.
Evil, evil woman! And on my birthday!
Laura recently posted..Talking to kids about death
Bwa, ha, ha!!! You take the prize for best bloggy April Fool’s joke!!
Seriously. I was super impressed with your skills. And super dumbass not thinking about April Fools Day. I was thinking WOW! It’d be awesome to go and do this! Sigh.
Sigh.
SIGH.
Jess@StraightTalk recently posted..Dear Realtor
Oh, that was just WRONG.
But so damn funny.
LOL!!! And you totally got me. Thanks so much for stopping by, girl, and hope you have a great weekend! *HUGS*
Charlotte recently posted..spilling the beans
Aww you stink! I was totally going to bribe you to pick me.
Alexandria recently posted..Where the party be
My desperation to get away caused my suspension of disbelief to immediately kick in. How could you? *sigh* I must admit though, it’s a damn good April Fool’s!
Elena recently posted..My City Rocks- Birminghams Railroad Park Nominated for Best New Park!
As the Crazies would say, “NOT NICE!!!”