We can be on a break, but we are NOT breaking up.
I’m starting to learn a lot about you.
A lot of you are parents… but not all.
Most of you are college educated.
Very few of you are actually people I know in real life.
Out of every 100 of you that read, an average of 5 leave a comment.
And over 60% of you are NOT bloggers.
That means that the majority of my readers have no idea what the BlogHer ’11 conference is.
Well… in little less than 24 hours, I will be driving to San Diego to attend one of the biggest blogging conferences in the country. I will be there for three days, and for about three more, this website will likely be taken over by posts about the conference, and pictures from said conference.
If you have absolutely no interest in blogging, the blogging world, or odd social media conferences, then I understand if you need to take a break.
But we are NOT breaking up.
We’ve got too good a thing going.
Did I also mention that I am being honored as one of the Voices Of The Year, and have to get up in front of thousands of people for the Community Keynote?
With something that important happening, it is quite possible I may fart loudly, pee my pants, fall in a toilet, insult an A-lister, or start a large fire.
I could also rock everyone’s faces off, and be crowned queen of everything sweet and salty.
Either way… it could be a good time here over the next week.
So, if you want to pretend to “take a break”, and come visit in the middle of the night anyway – I won’t tell.
But I still expect flowers when the “break” is over.