Because
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can.
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PS- Also, because I try not to say it anywhere else. My son is almost always attached to me.
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PPS- There are no substitutions… no matter how hard you try. “Go have nookie with yourself!”
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PPPS- As a writer, it’s the best intensifier I know- “really” or “very” seem bland, and reaching. If I think you’re really funny- then, good for you. If I think you’re fucking funny!!!- then, pat yourself on the back, and get yourself an HBO special.
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PPPPS- No one tells Ron Howard he can’t direct rated R movies because he’s a dad.
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Oh how I love you. It’s true, I get much joy from the word fuck (even just now it made me giggle)… when I’m not around the little ones.
At least you refrain from saying it in front of your kiddo. I had to make a conscious decision NOT to say in front of my girls after Gabs decided to have a tourettes like episode and scream “FUCK” at the top of her lungs repeatedly in front of anybody who would listen. This is not surprising given that I use the word fuck with such ease that most times I don’t realize that I am even fucking saying that fucking word,see what I mean:P Just want to say..I LOVE YOU! Because you are so FUCKING amazing, my friend!
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Oh no, see I’m like the opposite. I SHOULD dump it on the blog, but I don’t. So then I dump it in real life. UGH.
Amen sister! Hey as long as its not in front of the kiddo I think its all good. And YES…”really” is kind of bland.
Fuckin awesome…ya thats better lol
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THANK YOU!!!!
I AM SCREAMING IT TODAY.
I know you are, sister. I hope your day becomes a little more fuck-less.
You’re so funny!! I try to censor myself, mainly because I’ve had a little one w/me for 12 years!!! Our oldest used to say “Oh Shit” and throw his cup…when he was 18 mos. Not so cute! And now our 2 yo says “What the hell!”. I don’t think I could handle it if the f-bomb came out of his sweet little mouth (probably during Sunday school!!)
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Yes… I try (and sometimes fail) to censor myself in real life. That’s why it’s so awesome to write FUCK in all caps sometimes on the internet.
LOVE this.
While this isn’t directed at you or your blog at all, there are some people who drive me absolutely crazy with the amount of cussing in a blog. I have no issues with any words at all. I can swear like the best of them. BUT there is such thing as too-many-fucking-swear-words-that-completely-ruin-any-damn-point in a blog post. When it loses it’s meaning because someone tries too hard, I cry a bit on the inside. Or just leave their blog thinking they are an idiot.
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Agreed… there is a difference between using it for emphasis or emotion, and sounding like an uneducated, crack whore..
FUCK YEAH WOMAN!!!
LOVE IT!!!
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fuck is a highly underrated word. this is why i say almost every other word.
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PREACH.
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I say all kinds of things o my blog. It’s my blog and no one can stop me. HA!
Besides, sometimes the word fuck really ets a point across, doesn’t it?
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It does…
I think having the word “mommy” or “mother” in the name makes people (some) think we should be a little more sterile.
Isn’t that the main reason to have your own blog? I’m trying to substitute frak in my life before my kid is old enough to understand what I’m saying while driving.
…though she does really like CeeLo’s Fuck You. I might be screwed anyway.
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Oh boy! Kids pick up on songs before anything else.
You’re fucked.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
Sorry, all I can think about right now is Team America World Police.
I say fuck in front of my kids. I’m working on it. My non-verbal kid’s first word was shit so I’m doing something right.
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Non verbal, and already getting the point across effectively….
You ARE doing something right!
I am really really trying to stop staying fuck. It flows too freely from my mouth and I’m sure that my daughter will pick up on it eventually. An ongoing joke among our friends was that her first words would be “FUCK FACE” which is one of the many nicknames we have for our dog.
You are right though, nothing is better than the word FUCK. It’s just so fitting for most situations!
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This is incredibly fucking true…I love it…I hate defending the word…I love to say it. Enough said.
Adore it. Fucking Adore You Too!
Muppet (my girl, 9) dropped the f*bomb (loudly) at the hairdresser the other day, in a crowded salon. The sad thing … she didn’t seem to understand why everyone’s jaw dropped to the floor and the room stood silent. Her response to the stillness?
“What? Mom says it all the time. She just told my aunt she had to go to her fucking gay, crazy stylist.”
Thanks girl for having my back. ** I think as parents we all have these stories. We are human, and humans swear. Our kids will too … we are all really just trying to stave the inevitable.
LOL! Glad I decided to pop in today. “Make woopie” just doesn’t cut it, does it?
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I think we all say it at times and if we’re going to refrain from saying it in front of others then this is the way to do it. Good for you!
love it!!
i also love “fuck” also…i had to train myself to not swear when mr. t was born. fuck and shit were just said waaaay too often.
so if you wanna say fuck on your blog…fuckin do it.
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Best. Reason. Ever.
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Here’s a helpful little tip from my dearly departed Grandma for those non-bloggy times known as Real Life when the f-bomb has been detonated and it’s too late to take it back:
“Fuck-(gasp)- get it.”
Try it. I’m confident you’ll fucking love it.
“Fuck-get about it” also works if the context demands it.
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I’m so gonna fuckin do that! Love it.
Don’t the ubiquitous ‘they’ know that you had to fuck to become a momma in the first place?
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