Grown women should not have to pee their pants. Also, orgasms rule.

Welcome to the season of giving… of giving germs back and forth… of sharing colds, and the giving of viruses.

I am sick, ya’ll.

I’ve also been blessed with the ability to birth giant babies.

Henceforth, I pee every time I cough or sneeze.

I’ve already changed my undies three times this morning.  I knew at some point I would have to deal with potty training, but I never thought I would be training myself.

Yes, I know… kegels kegels kegels…

But seriously, you have to squeeze a hundred times a day to make a difference, and with a toddler and newborn – I hardly remember to brush my teeth.  I’m freaking busy, people!

{{{{{ drumroll please }}}}}

Oh, you know where to put it.

My pelvic floor is gonna be a superhero.

The folks over at Intimina have developed a line if intimate wellness products, and among them is this Laselle Kegel Exerciser.

This little baby is slightly weighted and is worn discreetly during daily activities, i.e., running around like a headless chicken making sure everyone else is taken care of before myself.  This ball also causes “gentle kinetic vibrations to help prompt the pelvic floor muscles to respond as the wearer walks around”.

Here’s some of the benefits of using the exerciser:

  • Prevent and treat continence problems
  • Build muscles essential to pregnancy and delivery
  • Help speed recovery after labor
  • Ease the symptoms of menopause

Did I accidentally capitalize that last one?

You can find the line of products online here at:

But you know what?

Because it’s the season of giving, and because I love my lady readers (and guys – trust me, a happy lady really is a gift for you too), Intimina is gonna give one of you a Laselle Kegel Exerciser (28g) plus a Feminine Moisturizer.  Make sure you go “like” them for being so awesome.

To enter, just go to my facebook page and leave this comment on my wall:

“I deserve super hero kegels!”

The giveaway is open until Tuesday, December 13th (midnight PST).

Because no woman should have to change her undies when she sneezes, coughs, or when someone says something really funny.




PS-  Orgasms rule.

* This post is sponsored by Intimina, and I was compensated accordingly.  Orgasms still rule.




19 responses to “Grown women should not have to pee their pants. Also, orgasms rule.”

  1. melissa says:

    the p.s is the best.line.ever. just sayin’

  2. Uhhm, I think the whole of the interwebs is aware of my stress incontinence issue. I am tired of pissing myself when I sneeze. I NEED this. I would love it if I won!!!
    I’m good on the orgasms, as I made sure to marry a vagina whisperer ( or at least I’ve trained him to be one:) but it would be nice if he weren’t in danger of a surprise golden shower if he tickles my fancy:)LOL

  3. Jen says:


  4. Stress incontinence – my biggest enemy. I don’t have enough undies to get me through the day sometimes. TMI?

  5. Leslie says:

    I had bronchitis a couple of months ago and I wet my pants every time I coughed for weeks! It was terrible. I believe my 13 lb. 5 oz. baby was responsible for this little problem.

  6. Well, I had 14 pounds of baby combined ( a pair of 7 lb. twins), but I didn’t have to push them out (C-section, yo) so I don’t have this problem too bad. But I have a lot of friends who do. Which is why on my post about Listen to Your Mother, when I was recapping the open mike night at BlogHer11 I said this:

    “And then Deb Rox of Deb on the Rocks read a piece that was so funny, she made us all laugh so hard there was a mad rush for the bathroom afterward because some of us *might* have peed our pants a little – definite specific hazard in a room full of women who have had our pelvic girdle kicked from the inside one too many times.”

    So see, you clearly are NOT alone. Hope you and the giant baby and the toddler terrorist are doing well, my friend. xx00

  7. The Sweetest says:

    Okay, how come I wet my pants all the time when I ended up with a c-section?

  8. Kimberly says:

    I’ve got a tumor in my gallbladder, more metal in my spine than Flava Flav’s grill and I can thankfully say that my lady parts are as tight at Nicole Kidman’s face.
    Ok, maybe not that tight but I don’t wet myself. Knock on wood…wood…hee hee.

  9. Marta says:

    Wait, I’m not the only one who pees herself?

    I think I need this crazy contraption.

  10. I’m a little fascinated by this little thing. Can it really work?

  11. i need this. i went to see the urogynecologist yesterday about my issues from delivery. he suggested kegels….and physical therapy for my pelvic floor muscles. oy &wtf????


  12. DId I mention that I got 25 stitches with my 15 inch headed first born? DId I mention that my second one had a slightly bigger head.She got stuck, the nurse had to lie on my stomach to push her out.My woohoo has been stretched to infinity and beyond and now my cervix seems to be the deepest cervix in the universe:( Mama needs a vagina bowflex to get this sucker back into top condition!LOL

  13. Tracie says:

    I need one of these. For real!

  14. Who won this?!?!?!!? Please say it was me?????

  15. WHO WON!!!!! I am freaking out over here! Im pissing my pants.Help me stop!

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