Sometimes I Wish My Brain Was Five

  As the ADT installer drove away from our house after installing our fancy and expensive security system, I struggled to take a deep breath. My brain: I’m pretty sure that in those Lifetime movies it’s usually the guy that installed the security system that ends up being the psycho […]

I Want You To Be Happy

  I’ve missed you. This space has been quite for over a week now. Don’t worry, I’ll have many thoughts and stories to share with you soon… But most of all, I just want you know how much I love having you guys visit.  You never know what you’re going […]

There Was Always Someone Else To Take Care Of

  11:45 pm on a Sunday:  I awake suddenly from sleep with my heart racing.  I nudge my husband awake and whisper “something’s wrong”.  My teeth begin to chatter incessantly, and by brain becomes hotter and hotter until it feels like it’s on fire.  I try to communicate to my […]

Elan Gale – Being An Asshole In Hopes of Teaching Others Not To Be Assholes

  I spent most of the Thanksgiving weekend offline, but I knew the Internet would give me something to write about as soon as I got back on.  For better or for worse, the online world never disappoints. Most of you have heard about, read about, or followed the live-tweet […]

Magical Everything Soup

  Since publishing my last post, the amount of love and support from a lot of you has been overwhelming in the best possible way. Your emails, your DMs on Twitter, your PMs on Facebook, your public comments in this space, and your texts… they have all meant more than […]