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My child’s a genius, that’s why he wears a leash.
My toddler wears a leash. I also give him treats to get him to behave at the grocery store. I tell him he’s a “good boy” at least ten times a day, and I make sure he has plenty of fresh water. Here are some words and phrases I’ve read, or heard tossed around about [...]
Toddler in tow.
Waiting room waiting room Toddler in tow. No nap has me praying. Goldfish are my savior. “Momma up!” “down!” “out!” stroller shakes, stroller shakes Clock ticks Goldfish gone Into the room the size of a dime. Spilled milk Strawberry milk shirt off pants off “Momma milk!” “Momma milk!” Gown on feet in stirrups … silence… [...]
The Show Must Go On.
Today’s post is a guest post at The Chronicles of Sharnia. Sharni Montgomery is a slightly crazy (in the best ways) Aussie Mum, who invited me to be a guest blogger on her burgeoning site. I live in Los Angeles, she lives in a town with one horse- it’s like kismet. Knowing my background as [...]
The Smoke Detector That Broke The Camel’s Back.
There is only so much a person can take. Human beings (yes, mommies too) are fragile, as much as we don’t like to admit it. We disregard this fact. We push it deep down and pretend to be super heroes. We call it “necessity”, because after all, someone needs to take care of the house, [...]
