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Tag Archives: Bam Bam
Why I need coffee.
If only I could bottle it…
It would beat any street drug out there.
Toddler brains- fried.
The following post takes place in about a minute and a half.
Sweetheart, do you need more snack? Would you like a biscuit? Or raisins?
I walked into crazy and survived.
I grab tightly on to his hand, as we march down the sidewalk. I quickly steer him around a piss puddle, as we finally come up to the warehouse-type building in old Hollywood.
We follow signs and arrows, around corners, and up two flights of stairs.
Ridiculously Random Updates. (Lucy the Wonder Dog Edition)
It’s time for your Ridiculously Random Update. Please try to refrain from shouting it from the rooftops- those broken legs were too much for me to handle last time.
Sooooo,
Posted in Life, Like you care, Not really a post
Tagged Bam Bam, gray hair, Lucy, Year Of The Scary
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My child’s a genius, that’s why he wears a leash.
My toddler wears a leash.
I also give him treats to get him to behave at the grocery store.
I tell him he’s a “good boy” at least ten times a day, and I make sure he has plenty of fresh water.
Here are some words and phrases I’ve read, or heard tossed around about parents like me:
Toddler in tow.
Waiting room
waiting room
Toddler in tow.
No nap has me praying.
Goldfish are my savior.
“Momma up!”
“down!”
“out!”
stroller shakes, stroller shakes
Clock ticks
Goldfish gone
Into the room
the size of a dime.
Spilled milk
Strawberry milk
Wordless Wednesday…yeah, I know it’s Thursday.
Need... coffee...
The Show Must Go On.
Today’s post is a guest post at The Chronicles of Sharnia.
Sharni Montgomery is a slightly crazy (in the best ways) Aussie Mum, who invited me to be a guest blogger on her burgeoning site. I live in Los Angeles, she lives in a town with one horse- it’s like kismet.
Knowing my background as an actor, she asked me to write a post about how parenting is like acting… I know, crazy, right?
Well, maybe not so much….
Tagged Acting, Bam Bam, Hot Nerd, toddler
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