Beyonce

Grammy wrap up. PS- I didn’t watch the Grammys.

The Grammys have been around for 52 years, and I have maybe watched it once. I love music- not too fond of award shows. Plus, I don’t really like to hear musicians and singers SPEAK. Nine times out of ten, it ruins the whole lovely image I have of them in my head.

So, I wasn’t too broken up about the fact our TV wasn’t hooked up yet in our new house, and I was going to be missing the show. As it turns out- I feel like I pretty much got the gist of it from sitting on my couch and perusing my twitter stream. So, here’s my Grammy Wrap Up! From someone who didn’t watch a second of it!

Please note: I did not click on any links to photos or websites that appeared in my stream. I also have not googled, or watched any news shows about the Grammys. My wrap up is based solely on the opinions of my tweeps- and they’re probably right.

Taylor Swift’s album Fearless won album of the year, even thought she looked like a Who from Whoville and sang off key.
Someone wore a wicker dress, and one made out of soda pop tops.
Lady GaGa was a cross between the Statue of Liberty, an alien, and the entire orbiting Universe.
She also got robbed.
Silversun Pickups and MGMT somehow disguised themselves as “New Artists”.
The sound kept cutting in and out on Lil Wayne and Eminem. No bleeps, just silence. I can only imagine it was some kind of abstract tribute to AT&T wirless.
Lady Antebellum sounded great and I’m sure at least 75% of people watching liked them so much, they googled them to find out who they were.
Beyonce channeled a censored version of Alanis Morrisette.
She also made history with 6 wins for the night. Beyonce was, and always will be a drag queen’s dream.
There was a tribute to Michael Jackson that was strangely devoid of any dancing. No moonwalk. That’s a crime.
Little Prince and Paris looked beautiful, but the world was reminded once again how very white those kids are.
Pink wore a dress that made her look like a very sexy Jesus.
She also brought the house down, and raised the bar for all wet, naked, upside down, singing, acrobats everywhere.