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Awkward. Shameful? Necessary.

Usually awkward, sometimes shameful, and almost always necessary. Taking a crap on your toilet while your toddler plays drums on your knees. Politely asking your hubby to remove his head from your lap, because you’re about to fart. Sitting just to the left of the obvious cum stain on your friend’s couch. Saying penis over [...]