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TALK TO THE MOOSE.

Recently, I have been coming across a lot of controversy over a particular Gap commercial, featuring several little girls.  I think you know the one I’m talking about.

Talk To The Moose Gap Commercial

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How Michael Jackson Made Me Cool – Tales From The Fourth Grade Bathroom

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The beginning of fourth grade sucked big time. I was the new girl in school, short and skinny, with big feet and ears that were just a little too big for my face. My ears were just pointy enough to stick through my long, pin straight hair and wave hello. A few of the fourth grade boys had started to call me Gelfling — an elf/troll-like creature with wings from a movie called The Dark Crystal. I do not believe this was a compliment.

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