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This is why I’m not in investments.

Sometimes my husband surprises me… in ways that make me a little uneasy… Hot Nerd:  Bought a bunch of BP stock a few days ago. Me:  Why? Hot Nerd:  It was dirt cheap. Me:  But we hate them! Hot Nerd:  Money is money. Me:  What?! What about the turtles? Hot Nerd:  You can’t have ethics [...]

How to get into my pants.

I was going to call this post “How To Get Into A Woman’s Pants”, but then I realized that is very general, and women are different depending on personality, age, circumstances, etc.  Then I thought- okay I’ll call it “How To Get Into A Married Woman”s Pants”, but still too general, considering whether or not [...]

My sh*t smells like roses. Just ask my husband.

So many things have kept me from posting on my blog lately- the main one being that my in- laws were in town. Hot Nerd’s parents have always been super wonderful to me, but we have never had any kind of family stay in our abode before. We’ve never had the room before now. So, [...]

What IS that scent you’re wearing?

So… We take a last minute flight to Florida to see Hot Nerd’s very ill grandmother. We rush to board the doggies, pack ourselves up haphazardly, wake up at 3am, apologize to the sleepy toddler as we shove milk into his hands and hightail it to LAX. We are late. We almost miss our flight. We are [...]

Dear 2009,

Dear 2009, It seems weird to do this in a letter, but I can’t think of any other way to do it.  I need to tell you that it is over between us.  I think it has been over for a very long time. I was trying to stick it out, I don’t know why- [...]