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Tag Archives: Hot Nerd
I made a farty.
These past couple weeks, after writing a letter to Chaz Bono, my preschooler getting too good of an idea about where his baby brother is coming from, whining about tongues in my internet, and telling you why I’m splitting my pubic bone - I find myself with nothing much to say to you guys today.
Posted in Definite Overshare, Life, Not really a post
Tagged Hot Nerd, preschoolers, What the hell am I doing?, YouTube
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Knock me off my outlook fence.
I’m straddling a fence. Not on an issue or hot topic – but a fence that dictates a frame of mind.
It’s my outlook fence.
It’s high, hard to climb, kind of splintery, and all this straddling is starting to hurt my groin.
I’ve been sitting here… leaning toward one side… then the other… for a good year now.
Posted in Life, Life's Big Questions
Tagged Acting, being better, Hot Nerd, married life, motherhood, pregnancy
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Remember that time… (An anniversary post)
Remember that time… when I came home from work, and you stood there in a suit, handed me a dress on a hanger, and took me swing dancing?
You hate to dance.
Remember that time we had a conversation about neither of us wanting to have a serious relationship?
Living in the disconnect.
The gap is big.
I don’t know how or when it got so big.
But it’s so big, we’re paralyzed. Neither of us is making a move to bridge it.
I hate it when this happens.
When I can’t force him to care about what I care about because he’s too involved with caring about what he cares about.
Posted in Big Ole' Glass Of Whine, Life
Tagged Hot Nerd, Humans are complicated, married life, What the hell am I doing?
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A fight to the death… do us part.
The perfect temperature for a good night’s sleep is between 68 and 72 degrees.
I know this because I am a knowledge whore.
I am also very particular about sleep- my sleep, and the sleep of my child.
Ridiculously random updates- the meat edition.
It’s time for another round of ridiculously random updates. So here are some things that I may or may not have remembered to tell you about. Seriously… I don’t remember… pregnancy brain is a very real thing.
Posted in Like you care, Not really a post
Tagged birthday, Hot Nerd, meat, pregnancy, random
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Teenage romance on my grocery list.
Digging through old boxes always takes me to unexpected places.
I found a love letter… written by a 16 year old boy, to me- a 15 year old girl.
The paper had developed a yellow tinge, but that added to the nostalgia of it- the crinkle marks, the cursive written in number two pencil:
Bruce Wayne- by Hot Nerd.
Many moons ago I wrote a post about How To Get Into My Pants.
Hot Nerd wanted to know why I never expressed a need to know what he needs to be in the mood- or in other words “how to get into his pants”.













