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Ode To A Snot Rag.
Brain compressed.
Mouth dry from hanging wide.
Stabbing behind the left eye.
Take it, snot rag…
take it.
When you multiply-
one on my nightstand,
two on my coffee table,
five on my counter,
I’ll try not to yell.
Just take it, snot rag…
If your kid gets my kid sick, I’ll kick your butt.
Toddlers are snotty. They can’t blow their noses, and they like to smear their boogers all over their faces. Parents- curb your kids’ snot as much as possible. And if your little one is sick- KEEP THEM AT HOME. Or at least away from places where tons of kids gather- come on, people!
