brunch

Two Inner Monologues at a Brunch

  Her:  Wow, look at you with the connections. Him:  Um… yeah.  Pretty popular place. Have you ever been here ...

The Not-Quite-Fetish I Found While Dusting

  "Stupid, effing, Southern California dryness." I curse the climate through gritted teeth as I dust my husband's ...

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It’s Possible That Breastfeeding Is Like Gay People Kissing On Days Of Our Lives.

  I have a confession to make: I'm a housewife and I watch Days of our Lives. I also have another confession to ...

Two Inner Monologues At A Sunday Brunch.

  Wow, look at you with the connections. Um... yeah.  Pretty popular place.  Have you ever been here before? No... I've ...

The Last Of The Jumpyhicans.

    ... You stay alive, Jumpy House, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter ...

summer lovin

Summer Lovin’ – Because I didn’t want Google to disappoint.

    She looked over at him and giggled slightly. His face crunched as he dipped his toes in the cool lake ...