The Not-Quite-Fetish I Found While Dusting

  “Stupid, effing, Southern California dryness.” I curse the climate through gritted teeth as I dust my husband’s nightstand for the second time in a week.  The lack of humidity keeps my hair nice, but covers everything in my house with a thin layer of constant dust.  I pass the […]

It’s Possible That Breastfeeding Is Like Gay People Kissing On Days Of Our Lives.

  I have a confession to make: I’m a housewife and I watch Days of our Lives. I also have another confession to make: Seeing two guys kiss kind of makes me uncomfortable.     My favorite daytime Soap now has two homosexual characters that are starting to make out […]

Two Inner Monologues At A Sunday Brunch.

  Wow, look at you with the connections. Um… yeah.  Pretty popular place.  Have you ever been here before? No… I’ve heard it’s good. It is. Yeah it is.  It’s one of the most famous brunch places in the city, and if the hostess wasn’t a former co-worker of mine […]

The Last Of The Jumpyhicans.

    … You stay alive, Jumpy House, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.

Summer Lovin’ – Because I didn’t want Google to disappoint.

    She looked over at him and giggled slightly. His face crunched as he dipped his toes in the cool lake water. Their families had been coming here every summer since they were both ten.  Though they lived in separate towns, they had summered together for half a decade.  […]