Okay, I’m back!

I know you’ve missed me, and I will try very hard not to vanish for so long any time soon.

I’ve been gone for oh- so- long, dealing with invisible bugs, and weird crap that I’m sure I’ll tell you about soon enough.

But, as my returning gift to you- I give you…

… some MATH.

I sometimes feel like an alien must have taken my SAT’s because I somehow have not retained ANY information from my math classes. Granted, it was ages ago, but I can’t even tell you how long ago because that would involve subtraction- which I apparently have NEVER had to use since becoming a grown up.

So, here are some gentle reminders to myself… and perhaps to you too… unless you’re a big ole’ nerd, in which case I think you’re really hot.

2 + 2 = 4

$19.75 – 20% = $15.82

1/3 cup x 3 = 1 cup

diameter of a circle = 2x the radius

1 mile = 1.609 kilometers (oh yeah, I’m throwing in conversions- your welcome)

1 cup = 8 fluid ounces

8 pints = 1 gallon

housework ÷ 2 = happier wife

credit card interest rate of 29% = getting fucked

radically homophobic = totally gay

Godspeed, my friends… Godspeed.