Welcome to the season of giving… of giving germs back and forth… of sharing colds, and the giving of viruses.

I am sick, ya’ll.

I’ve also been blessed with the ability to birth giant babies.

Henceforth, I pee every time I cough or sneeze.

I’ve already changed my undies three times this morning.  I knew at some point I would have to deal with potty training, but I never thought I would be training myself.

Yes, I know… kegels kegels kegels…

But seriously, you have to squeeze a hundred times a day to make a difference, and with a toddler and newborn – I hardly remember to brush my teeth.  I’m freaking busy, people!

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Oh, you know where to put it.

My pelvic floor is gonna be a superhero.

The folks over at Intimina have developed a line if intimate wellness products, and among them is this Laselle Kegel Exerciser.

This little baby is slightly weighted and is worn discreetly during daily activities, i.e., running around like a headless chicken making sure everyone else is taken care of before myself.  This ball also causes “gentle kinetic vibrations to help prompt the pelvic floor muscles to respond as the wearer walks around”.

Here’s some of the benefits of using the exerciser:

• Prevent and treat continence problems
• Build muscles essential to pregnancy and delivery
• Help speed recovery after labor
• Ease the symptoms of menopause
• ENHANCE YOUR ENJOYMENT OF INTIMATE ACTIVITIES

Did I accidentally capitalize that last one?

You can find the line of products online here at:

But you know what?

Because it’s the season of giving, and because I love my lady readers (and guys – trust me, a happy lady really is a gift for you too), Intimina is gonna give one of you a Laselle Kegel Exerciser (28g) plus a Feminine Moisturizer.  Make sure you go “like” them for being so awesome.

To enter, just go to my facebook page and leave this comment on my wall:

“I deserve super hero kegels!”

The giveaway is open until Tuesday, December 13th (midnight PST).

Because no woman should have to change her undies when she sneezes, coughs, or when someone says something really funny.

PS-  Orgasms rule.

* This post is sponsored by Intimina, and I was compensated accordingly.  Orgasms still rule.