I Thought All Men Already Knew This

  All men need to know this. Especially you, Trader Joe’s cashier. Just one more thing I have to remember to teach my boys:   &  

No One Told Me Motherhood Would Turn Me Into This.

  My feet changed sizes when I was pregnant with my first son.  People don’t tell you this – at least no one told me.  Sure, I expected the swelling in the last trimester, but I didn’t expect my feet to get bigger by a half size and NEVER GO […]

One week postpartum – things I’ve learned while on drugs

Where have I been? Well, after pushing a baby out of my vagina without any medication, I learned that I did indeed split my pubic bone again.  So, since then, I’ve been recuperating in the craziest, most stressful house known to man.  But with all big trials comes great knowledge. […]

Baby Nani Booboo

r Born October 5, 2011. 8.5 lbs Labored for seven hours and had a non medicated delivery. Henceforth, he shall on this blog be named… Meatball. Ps- I totally posted this from my phone in the hospital so I have no idea if it worked. Xoxo

Prodromal labor, false labor, pre-labor – suck it.

´”How far apart have they been?” I looked at my digital stop watch, “5 minutes, 3 minutes, 12 minutes, 25 minutes”. I was excited.  Even though the contractions were very irregular, something was definitely happening.  The contractions were fairly strong and on again off again all night long.  This baby […]