I Thought All Men Already Knew This

  All men need to know this. Especially you, Trader Joe's cashier. Just one more thing I have to remember to teach my ...

Whose body IS THAT?

No One Told Me Motherhood Would Turn Me Into This.

    My feet changed sizes when I was pregnant with my first son.  People don't tell you this - at least no one ...

One week postpartum – things I’ve learned while on drugs

Where have I been? Well, after pushing a baby out of my vagina without any medication, I learned that I did indeed split my pubic ...

Baby Nani Booboo

r Born October 5, 2011. 8.5 lbs Labored for seven hours and had a non medicated delivery. Henceforth, he shall on this blog be ...

Prodromal labor, false labor, pre-labor – suck it.

´"How far apart have they been?" I looked at my digital stop watch, "5 minutes, 3 minutes, 12 minutes, 25 minutes". I was ...

Please Don’t Pantomime a Vagina.

  My doctor from the other end of the phone, "Are we in labor?" "No" I reply, "But I haven't felt the baby move in several ...