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No One Warned Me About Preschool Graduation.

  My firstborn just graduated from preschool, and none of you people out there warned me about what that would do to my ...

The Whimsical Chaos Of Normal.

      If you come to visit us you might be confused. You might also be run over... We move quickly ...

But the water…

  Yes, mom.  I surely did hear you yelling from the kitchen about how "It's time to go five minutes ago"!  It's just that ...

Preschool petri dish.

The little hand swipes across the nose. The nose is wet and red and caked. She giggles. The hand waves. The hand ...

I made a farty.

These past couple weeks, after writing a letter to Chaz Bono, my preschooler getting too good of an idea about where his baby brother ...