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Grown women should not have to pee their pants. Also, orgasms rule.
Welcome to the season of giving… of giving germs back and forth… of sharing colds, and the giving of viruses.
I am sick, ya’ll.
I’ve also been blessed with the ability to birth giant babies.
Henceforth, I pee every time I cough or sneeze.
Nothing takes the fun out of sex like trying to make a baby.
The stick said I was ovulating.
We were too freakin tired to have sex before bed… so we vowed to do it in the morning.
Me: (sleepily) What are you doing?
Hot Nerd: I have to make a deposit.
Me: It’s too early. Lets sleep a little while more.
It’s like you never listen to me.
I’m not saying I’m not crazy sometimes.
But I am saying I’m worth it.
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How to get into my pants.
I was going to call this post “How To Get Into A Woman’s Pants”, but then I realized that is very general, and women are different depending on personality, age, circumstances, etc. Then I thought- okay I’ll call it “How To Get Into A Married Woman”s Pants”, but still too general, considering whether or not they have children, how many, how old, blah blah… But in general, I think men and women are very different. With guys, you get into their pants simply by unzipping them. I, however, need a little bit more.
