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Dear 2009,
Dear 2009,
It seems weird to do this in a letter, but I can’t think of any other way to do it. I need to tell you that it is over between us. I think it has been over for a very long time. I was trying to stick it out, I don’t know why- maybe [...]
The home that paper mache built. Or some other crappy material.
We have lived in our new apartment for 30 days now.
When the wind blows, it rattles. And it’s cold.
It’s like the house that the second little pig built out of sticks. Or a house of cards. The walls are made of paper mache, and it’s held together with Elmer’s glue.
Oh, or to glam it up– [...]
