I spend a lot of time online, but just can’t bring myself to embrace the “net lingo.”  I’m a texter who hates text speak.

I feel like it’s cheating, or maybe I just love words so much, that I don’t want to cut them off at the limbs. That’s what it feels like to me.

There’s no poetry to it. And honestly, it looks weird! It kinda freaks me the hell out!

WHAT ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE SAYING TO EACH OTHER??

I’m very serious about this. I have a problem with it. And I feel like the internet world is passing me by. Soon everyone will be communicating in a different language, and I’ll be left in a corner talking to my dog about the good ole’ times when people used full sentences.

I don’t want to sit in the corner.

So, I’m trying immersion therapy.

Today’s post will be written in mostly text speak and chat abbreviations.

And yes, I had to look most of this shit up:

OMG, I was AH- it was SSDD, and DH walks in and says “Y? is it so dirty in here?”

At first I was like  ;S

But then, he did a little *w* and I knew he was JJA.

He actually started to do a little dance, and I wasn’t just LOL, or ROTFL, or even ROTFLMFAO, I was actually about to SMP- because at this point he was doing a “show” and it was SRO.

Finally, I had to say STFU, because my stomach hurt from SWL, and he got all SSC.

Sometimes I really do <333 that dude, I mean @TEOTD it’s 14AA41  &  FBOW in this house. Plus,  imma BUBU and he knows it.

DH helps me T+  & I hope I do the same.

+ , the 8 is good… & I hope that’s not 511.

Anyway, this at all I can muster because I’m AAK, and ICYMI- this freaks me out!!

So Dm, @me, or fb with ur A/S/L/P & we’ll ?^ L8tr

Or… u can TABOOMA.

XOXO,

MNBB

::poof::