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Toddler brains- fried.

The following post takes place in about a minute and a half.

 

Sweetheart, do you need more snack?  Would you like a biscuit?  Or raisins?

 

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The Show Must Go On.

Today’s post is a guest post at The Chronicles of Sharnia.

Sharni Montgomery is a slightly crazy (in the best ways) Aussie Mum, who invited me to be a guest blogger on her burgeoning site. I live in Los Angeles, she lives in a town with one horse- it’s like kismet.
Knowing my background as an actor, she asked me to write a post about how parenting is like acting… I know, crazy, right?
Well, maybe not so much….

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Leaving…

yearning…

the door

the front door

the knob taunts me from afar

the toddler wrestles me

earth shattering cries…

cries, cries, cries of socks

where’s the letter Z?

the letter Z will help

goodnight, goodnight, a thousand times goodnight moon

shoe on the foot

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Awkward. Shameful? Necessary.

Usually awkward, sometimes shameful, and almost always necessary.

  • Taking a crap on your toilet while your toddler plays drums on your knees.
  • Politely asking your hubby to remove his head from your lap, because you’re about to fart.
  • Sitting just to the left of the obvious cum stain on your friend’s couch.
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If your kid gets my kid sick, I’ll kick your butt.

P6190132Toddlers are snotty. They can’t blow their noses, and they like to smear their boogers all over their faces. Parents- curb your kids’ snot as much as possible. And if your little one is sick- KEEP THEM AT HOME. Or at least away from places where tons of kids gather- come on, people!

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