It just so happens to be Wednesday, so I guess this is also a Wordless Wednesday post… except for, you know, the words.

In reality, it’s an I Am Too Tired To Put Together A Post That Makes Sense post.

This week, Hot Nerd had surgery to fix his torn ACL, and I have been running around playing nurse maid and shuttle driver- and no, not in the sexy, role playing, wearing a nurse costume kinda way. It’s been in the haven’t showered, had a good night’s sleep, or remembered to brush my teeth kinda way.  So get your mind out of the gutter, and put it where it belongs- in the mail to me, since I have lost mine completely.

This week, I believe the universe is teasing me.

Here are some pictures you need not see:

Hot Nerd's bed-ridden self, and weird leg elevator.

This is what's laying on the sidewalk right in front my house. See the string?

My filthy dishes that keep multiplying on their own.

My sons' uninvited roommate.

The only clean thing in my kitchen- the bottle my husband pees in.

Shrooms growing in my yard.

Under the bandages.

Is it weird that the last picture kinda turns me on? It makes him seem all extra tough.

I think.

Or maybe I’m really messed up.

I dunno.

Everything around me seems so surreal at the moment.

Maybe it’s the lack of sleep.

Or the stress level being at such a constant high.

Or the shrooms I picked from my yard and put into spaghetti sauce.

Come on, I’m kidding…

Ya’ll know I don’t cook.