Hoochie Mamas- You’re welcome.

Sometimes I like to answer some of life’s big questions. Sometimes I like to throw my slight weight behind a cause that I feel does humanity good.  It’s just who I am. I want to make a difference.

My latest cause is important to women everywhere. It doesn’t get a lot of attention- I don’t know why. Perhaps it’s perceived as dirty, or shameful. I don’t know,, but it kills me that people don’t have the guts to talk about it. That people don’t step up to the plate and shout “I suffer from this!” or “I know a friend of a friend of a friend who needs help with this!”

So this is a battle cry. A call to arms. Help your fellow woman out. Dudes, don’t be ashamed to let the women in your lives know that you can see their suffering.

Stand with me

to

erradicate

CAMEL TOE.

No one should have to suffer from this, and none of us should have to watch them suffer.

I love the internet, because it gave me this-

Camelflage

Click the link. Spread the word. Together we can end camel toe.

Help is here!

For the too tight yoga pant wearer.

For the spandex donner.

For the woman who lives in bicycle shorts.

But mostly, for the Hoochie Mamas…

-you’re welcome.

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13 Responses to Hoochie Mamas- You’re welcome.

  1. pamelagold says:

    I've never adored a person more than I adore YOU right now!

  2. Mommylebron says:

    Ha! Now I have to clean up this cereal that I spit everywhere!

  3. Option one: camelflage.

    Option two: grow your bush BIG (just in case the budget is as tight as the pants)
    My recent post I Ask: What’s The Big Deal About Panty Lines?

  4. Sande says:

    I seriously have a crush on you right now!! THAT was FANTASTIC. (a little obsessed with caps – sorry) I solute you in your mission to make this place “Camel Toe” free!
    HI-OOOOHHH!
    My recent post Right Place, Wrong Time.

  5. Jennefer says:

    You rock, plain and simple. I am laughing and crying at the same time, envisioning myself reaching out to "help" my friends who suffer from this horrible affliction. But which one to do the intervention on first … choices, choices. :)

  6. Minky {moo} says:

    Oh my god, I’ve had such a crappy weekend. And such a rough night and this just made me snort with laughter. I friggin owe you for that. You crack my hist up.
    My recent post Minky’s Monday Musings- I just became the Mayor of tearing out my hair

  7. This seriously cracked me up!! So great :)
    Stopping by from SITS.
    My recent post Recap Time-

  8. dumb mom says:

    Funniest picture I have ever seen. Like, funny in that makes-me-gag-but-I-am-still-laughing sort of way!

  9. MommaKiss says:

    ok. this better f’n work. my phone does not like me to enter comments, apparently. i had the most witty comment for you, like 3 days ago. lemme see if this works.
    My recent post Send Soup

  10. MommaKiss says:

    Did it work? I think my comment had something to do w/ the pizza slice bush and being thick enough to aid in the camoflaging…but I forget.
    My recent post Send Soup

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